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15 November 2002 — Cheeto Hand, Go Away! (2)

Tony takes Fridays off to look after his kids, Michael and Alex. Sometimes he brings them in to the office if he has to catch up on a little work.

Often I torment poor Michael (nearly four), and today I went too far. I stamped his head with a little red star and it caused great trauma.

To make amends, I asked Michael and Alex to help me draw on the floor. (The floor in my office is bare plywood, and not in good shape.) With Marks-A-Lot permanent markers, we drew a picture of Michael and we drew a picture of Alex. Then, best of all, we drew a race track for Michael's Hot Wheels.

Then we raced the cars on the track. We raced them regular and we raced them upside down and we raced them flying.

When Michael found a die in my desk, we rolled it on the floor and practiced counting the spots.

When that was no longer fun, we wrote in the new phone book. We wrote names of brothers and uncles. We wrote names of objects in the room. We wrote the word bunny.

"I like to pet the bunnies," Michael said.

He told me that when his family gets a new house (for which Tony has no plans that I'm aware), he will get:

  • a grey bunny (the best kind)
  • bunny food
  • only one bunny toy
Michael will name the bunny Semi With Trailer ("I like the name," he explains). Semi With Trailer will not have long ears -- he will have wiggly ears.

Michael told me that bunnies don't poop and pee, they just bounce like frogs.

"Everybody goes potty," Tony explained.

"Bunnies don't," said Michael.

Michael and I searched for rabbit photos on google. This was his favorite:



Michael was quick to point out that this was't his bunny, though. Semi With Trailer will be grey.

Michael told me that Monsters, Inc. is a good movie, but he likes the bird one better.

"The bird movie?" I asked.

"The bird channel", he clarified. "Where the big bird is standing on the part of the wire."

Perhaps he meant Animal Planet?

Michael and Alex ate Cheetos. Alex was playful, chasing Michael, and Michael scolded him: "Cheeto hand, go away!"

Before they left, Tony played Dinosaur with his kids, chasing them up and down the trailer house. He roared and stomped. They squealed and laughed and hid.

All in a day's work at Custom Box Service.

On this day at foldedspace.org

2004Sunrise   A lovely sunrise, a visit from my sister- and brother-in-law, and a pleasant evening.

Comments
On 15 November 2002 (04:02 PM), Dana said:

Perhaps he was referring to this, which I believe was a short that came along with Monsters, Inc.?


On 16 November 2002 (07:40 PM), Tammy said:

Wow you are such a good uncle! My brothers just aren't that intereted in spending time with their nephews and neices. Is it because there's too many kids to spend time with or because my brothers are just plain tired of kids? Your nephews will always remember their time spent with you! Lucky kids!Ya know your dad teased us girls mercilessly. He always threatened to put us on the roof when we went to Grandmas house. I remmber Gwen, especially was petrified of him. Sounds like you have a little of your dad in ya! LOl


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