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29 July 2003 — Simon Has Two Mommies (9)

It has become increasingly difficult to get Simon to come in at night. We call and call but he stays where he is, hidden in the garden or visiting the neighbors.

We've learned that Simon frequently (as in: every day) visits the backyard neighbors diagonal from us. They love him. He scales the fence to join them in their yard. He lounges on their patio, and he even spends time in their house.

Slut.

We don't mind too much, as long as he's happy, although it is a bother to get him inside at night. He's on a special diet, though, and can't have much (any) food other than that which has been prescribed for him. The neighbors say they're not feeding him, so that allays one fear.

Meanwhile, Kris is a bit forlorn. She needs a loving cat, a lap cat, a cat that craves affection. Since Tintin died — 02 August 2001 — she hasn't had that.

Toto gives her some love, but it's not the same. First of all, Toto is psycho. Second, Toto is my cat, and her true bond is with me.

Toto's getting old, and I've suggested that we get a new cat (or, in my vernacular, a "replacement cat") sooner rather than later in order to ease its transition into the household. Simon, while he's still young, is going to be more receptive to a new addition. Toto will complain, it's true, but we can try to forge a Simon-New Cat bond before introducing the new cat to Toto.

Kris objected to a new cat until Sunday when she announced, apropos of nothing, that I could now bring home a new family member. So, we're in the market for a cat. If you know of any that are available, drop me a line.

Our ideal cat is a kitten (8-12 weeks), a male, has short hair, has Siamese-like markings, and is affectionate. (Also, it cannot be timid, not in this house.)

I stopped by a pet store today to look at the selection. There were some cute kittens, it's true, but none that really struck my fancy. We needn't get a cat immediately; we can be patient until the right one comes along.

From my Aunt Virginia (and the secret Roth Family Forum) comes another cat-related item. The Sly Fox Farm to which she refers belongs to my cousin Laurie. Laurie and Jake and their eleven children live on a centuries-old dairy farm in Hagerstown, Maryland.

July 5th
Sly Fox Farm is suffering from low milk prices at this time, and to subsidize there is an abundance of farm animals for sale. The mini storage units seem to be keeping the farm in operation. [Editor's note: Jake and Laurie buy abandoned mini-storage units and then salvage their contents for resale.]

In one of the mini units Laurie found a reader board and decided to have some fun with it. She advertised some animals for sale and one was a kitten for $10.00.

Anyone knows that a dairy is overrun with either mice or cats and sometimes both. On Sly Fox Farm, there is great number of cats, some healthy and some not so healthy.

Some dear lady stopped and wanted a kitten. So there was great haste made to round up a cat. It needed to be only half grown and those kind aren't hard to find. The lady paid her $10.00 and went away happy.

Laurie is chuckling like only Laurie can, (in fact she is laughing with glee) because you see down the road a ways there are FREE kittens, and they are probably nice little house cats instead of half-wild barn cats.

July 29th
Sly Fox Farm sold their last $10.00 kitten and the boys are thinking about rounding up the FREE kittens around the neighborhood and selling them. Sunday a lady stopped and wanted to buy a kitten and the little seven-year-old boy (Leland) said "We don't sell kittens on Sunday — we're Christians."

The last kitten sold tonight, along with a chick and a small amount of cat food for $17.00. I wonder which the kitten will eat first: the cat food or the chick.

I'd happily pay $10 for a Sly Fox Farm kitten, though Laurie and her family would laugh at me. (I'd even buy the kitten on Sunday if they'd let me.) The kittens at the pet store yesterday cost $90. It's kind of hard to justify $90 on a kitten when I have several thousand dollars in medical bills.

Maybe I'll have to content myself with a FREE kitten.

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Comments
On 29 July 2003 (12:15 PM), J.D. said:

Because Movable Type seems so reluctant to let me post links to external media sources, here's a bit that I had to edit from the above entry:

Two of my favorite cat movies from the internet:

  1. Teasing Cat [~1.5mb mpeg] here, here, or here
  2. Funny Cats [~2.5mb wmv] here, here, or here
Funny stuff, especially that second one.


On 29 July 2003 (12:47 PM), Jethro said:

Maybe it is time for some human offspring? ;-)


On 29 July 2003 (02:52 PM), Kris said:

Get real.


On 29 July 2003 (03:42 PM), Mac said:

My opinion on the cats--FREE is the way to go. Or go to the humane society. You should never pay for a kitten from a pet store (or any pet for that matter) because more often than not they aren't healthy and haven't been treated nicely. Just my experiences from the pet store/veterinarian trades. That was funny about the kids!


On 29 July 2003 (04:05 PM), Lisa said:

Beware! I have a friend whose cat moved to the neighbors a few years ago. It was understandable--I'd pack my kitty bags too if my person got a dog. But the fact remains that the neighbors loved the cat and wooed him with water in a martini glass. Someday, Simon may not come home...

Craig and I found some abandoned kittens in a park in Seattle one summer. (A mamma cat and six kittens--eyes not open yet--with a sign that said "Free Cats.") Our rental agreements didn't allow pets, but we took them home anyway. After a day or so, we found a pet store that took them, allowed them to grow up a bit, and sold all of them for the price of their shots and checkups (around $65, if I remember correctly). It turned out to be a great thing--there was a waiting list for the kittens, and everyone found a home. So, in that case I know that the pet store was really just doing the world a favor...

If you wait, I'm sure the right cat will come. There are too many out there that want good homes. Come to think of it, I always see "home needed" postings on http://portland.craigslist.com


On 29 July 2003 (04:30 PM), Amanda said:

My Prissy did the same thing. All day long she camped out at the neighbors and only came home to eat. The neighbors adored her so it worked out fine. When I moved she 'adopted' another family. When the time came to move again I would have been hard-pressed to take her away from her new family and, since I had new cats that she didn't care for one bit, the new family was overjoyed to adopt her. It worked out well for everyone. Sometimes cats need to chose their families. :>


On 29 July 2003 (06:52 PM), J.D. said:

Gala, the receptionist at our dentist's office used to live in Portland. She had a cat that she loved, and the cat loved her. It was an indoor-outdoor cat. It stayed in the house all day and then was let outside in the evening. It did it's thing and then, in the morning before she left for work, the cat asked to be let into the house.

When Gala decided to move to Canby, her neighbor came to see her. "We're sorry to see you go," said the neighbor, who had never been particularly friendly before.

"Thank you," said Gala, touched.

"Yes," continued the neighbor. "We've come to love your cat. He comes to see us every evening, and he spends the night curled with us on our bed. He always asks to be let out in the morning before we leave for work. We'll miss him."

Some cats are just sluts.


On 30 July 2003 (09:06 AM), Paul said:

Kris and JD,

I've got 2 cats that are broken in and VERY loving. In fact, you'll never be able to get rid of them (kiss, kiss, kiss, rub, rub, rub, purr, purr, purr). We could ship 'em to ya.

Paul


On 30 July 2003 (05:11 PM), Joel said:

Have you ever considered the warm, cuddly, and hypoallergenic embrace bestowed by the African Pygmy Hedgehog? They are guaranteed to live way longer than expected!


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