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12 August 2003 — Discombobulated (12)

STOP THE PRESSES!

It's jerky day at Custom Box Service! Tony just walked in with a bag filled to bursting with beef jerkey. There must be six to eight pounds of jerky in that bag.

The Roth boys are fat and getting fatter! :)


When I was a child I was taught to bike on the right side of the road and to walk on the left side of the road. My parents taught me this, my grandmother taught me this, and my teachers taught me this. Later I learned that this was at least a state-approved guideline, if not a law.

Now, though, hardly anyone follows this rule. All the time — especially in town — I see people (not just kids) biking on the left side of the road. In the country, I see people walking on the right side of the road. Just this morning I nearly ran over two ladies walking on the right side of Oglesby Road at the bend near Gribble.

Was I the only one taught this? If everyone is taught it, why don't more people adhere to the guideline?


Nemo is adapting well to the household except for a couple of minor problems. It's rather overwhelming to step into the hallway and see three cats. The balance of power in the house has shifted: it's now cats three, humans two.

The cats aren't lording it over us yet, thank goodness, but that's because they aren't a unified block. Simon and Nemo get along; they're not friendly really, but they tolerate each other, and they occasionally sniff noses. Toto, though: well, Toto is herself. She's a great cat, and I love her, but she's often a little bitch. She's showed admirable restraint in not attacking Nemo, but this is because Nemo doesn't give her the satisfaction of a response. He sits patiently while she growls and hisses. Eventually Toto gives up and sulks to the bedroom.


I'm in one of those discombobulated phases of life.

My edges have frayed.

Nothing is quite as it should be.

Since my surgery (twelve weeks ago!) I've not had a day in which I felt 100%. I'm tired all of the time. My mind sort of just cruises along, never at full capacity. My self-discipline and motivation, weak under the best of circumstances, are almost non-existent. Lately, I've even found it difficult to write in this weblog.

But I feel myself subconscious preparing for a change.

Yesterday at physical therapy, Tyler measured my progress. He seemed concerned my progress. I admitted to him that I hadn't been doing home exercises for a couple of weeks. Tyler said that he could tell because my progress had slackened, that my leg strength had not improved for two weeks. We talked about what I could do to regain motivation, about which exercises were essential and how often I needed to do them.

Then Mackenzie remodeled his site using the quixotic pixels template for photoblogs. Mac's site looks great. I'm covetous. I've been meaning to redo this site for ages (ever since I created bibliophilic); I've hatched ideas, drawn layouts, and even coded some HTML, but I've never followed through to make this site look the way I want it. Mac's is a reminder that I'm slacking even in the non-essentials. I'm slacking in the things I want to do for fun.

(I love my bibliophilic layout. I'm tempted to commandeer it for foldedspace, incorporating some minor changes. Of course, that would mean ditching my trademark grey color scheme, but hey! change comes to all things, right?)

Will I find the energy and self-discipline to regain control of my life? Will I meet Dave at the gym in the mornings? Will I get the front lawn in shape? Will I finally sort all of my photographs? Sort the boxes of junk sitting on the library table? Will I remodel my web site? Will I do my physical therapy?

Stay tuned.

On this day at foldedspace.org

2005I Was Really Very Hungry   My diet has suffered recently thanks to a couple of fine Portland restaurants. Also, an excerpt from M.F.K. Fisher.

2004Guest Blog: Dave the Lawyer   Hello. I'm Dave. And I'm a lawyer.

Comments
On 13 August 2003 (07:52 AM), dowingba said:

I was also taught to walk on the left. Not only that, though, it just feels dangerous walking on the right. You can't see oncoming traffic that way.

I do remember, as a kid, thinking the "walking on the left" rule was illogical. The way I saw it, if I was gonna get hit by a car going 60km an hour, and I'm walking 5km an hour, on the left side of the road I'd get hit with a force of 65km an hour (because I'm moving against the traffic), whereas on the right I'd only get hit with 55km an hour (because I'm moving the same direction as the traffic). I was a weird kid.


On 13 August 2003 (08:50 AM), Dave said:

To give everyone a little perspective on this "joining Dave at the gym" line of comments that JD continues to make, consider the following: Prior to signing up to join the gym in Canby I called JD and asked if he'd be interested in working out with me again. He said he would, but he'd be occupied for a little while and wouldn't join me right away. I signed up for the year's membership and away I went.

My membership ends in 4 weeks.


On 13 August 2003 (08:53 AM), Tammy said:

We had to walk a mile each way to school and my Dad was very strict about us walking on the left side of the road. There was one big corner that he made us cross to the right on so people could see us coming around it. To walk on the right feels as weird as driving on the wrong side of the road. Ya know, JD, there are no rules for anything anymore.

People don't know the propere way to introduce people. Children are not taught to stand and shake hands when older people walk in the room; they're not even taught to give their seats to the elderly! It just galls me when I see robust teenagers sitting in the seats on the Max train while the elderly or mothers with babies, or as was my case then, heavily pregnant moms, try to balance them selves hanging onto the rail. Whats wroong with the world nowadays. It seems like anything goes and rules be hanged!

I know what you mean about the pahses in life. I think the fall of the year always makes me feel restless. You can tell on the Roth site this morning that I too am feeling discombobulated. I spent the entire time telling you all what I could do if I could just do it! Make any sense?


On 13 August 2003 (09:00 AM), Tammy said:

By the way, I like your layout on your blog. I hate change. I checked out the site you referred too and, yes, it's nice, but I have to say I like yours better. Just don't mess with it too drastically. Thats my unsolicited advice.


On 13 August 2003 (09:18 AM), J.D. said:

Nick, who is averse to commenting directly to this site (or any other), just came in to tell me that he's been watching for bicyclists in Canby. The other day he made a left turn and almost hit a bicyclist left-side bicyclist. Since then he's counted bicyclists. He's seen ~20 bicyclists, only three of which were riding correctly (on the street not the sidewalk — bikes are not allowed on sidewalks), on the right side, etc.).

It seems to me that the bicyclists in Canby are especially awful. Is it like this in other parts of the state? Other parts of the country?

When I'm in Portland, the bicyclists seem to be obeying the traffic laws, but maybe I'm just not seeing the scofflaws. In Canby, though, nobody seems to understand the traffic laws. The laws are there for safety, not because of an arbitrary whim.

Just last night, on the way home from physical therapy, I watched as two kids (young hoodlums from the looks of it) pedalled down a sidewalk (strike one), through a stop sign without stopping despite traffic (strike two), while biking one-handed, drinking Slurpees, and without helmets (strike three). Idiots.

I console myself with the thought that natural selection probably weeds out some of these guyss...


On 13 August 2003 (09:50 AM), mac said:

I also was taught to walk on the left side (unless there's a sidewalk) and ride on the right (never on the sidewalk). I don't have a clue why the bicyclists in Canby (is it mostly the young ones?) are so terrible, but in Portland I don't seem to notice so many criminal riders.

I love the layout for bibliophilic.org and if you have a hankering for changing your site, that would seem an easy way to accomplish the goal.


On 13 August 2003 (11:05 AM), Lisa said:

I'm glad to note that neither biking one-handed nor drinking Slurpees count as crimes. The Slurpees in particular are one of my favorite summer indulgences. (Yeah, and I really do eat Peeps, too.)

I feel discombobulated also--and rarely at 100%, but I can blame pregnancy. :) It's really rather remarkable how your physical condition can affect your entire life so profoundly.


On 13 August 2003 (11:37 AM), Joel said:

In case you were wondering, the Boy Scouts of American Handbook stipulates walking on the left. As far as I can tell, I'm the only bicycling scofflaw in Portland, as I generally run red lights when there's no traffic, will occasionally use the sidewalk as a shortcut, and tend to make hand signals as I'm performing my turns. The other bicyclists in Portland are much better behaved.
dowingba, you ARE a weird kid, but I dig the cut of your jib. I've actually used the net velocity theory when biking- if I'm in traffic and feel like I'm about to be crushed, I try and speed up rather than hit the brakes for the very reason you detail.


On 13 August 2003 (04:12 PM), Scott said:

strange how the gray of your weblog reflects everything described in today's entry


On 14 August 2003 (06:17 AM), dowingba said:

Bibliophilic has an awesome design...but I don't see how it'd work for a weblog. And hey, I've been using disgusting grey colours for my designs for years now too...


On 14 August 2003 (07:22 AM), jeff said:

"in Portland, the bicyclists seem to be obeying the traffic laws"

Most bicyclists that I have seen in Portland DO NOT obey the traffic laws. Most of them want to be treated as a car by using a full lane of traffic, but when they get to a stop light, they move to the sidewalk or the crosswalk to get through the intersection faster.


On 14 August 2003 (07:51 AM), J.D. said:

Most of them want to be treated as a car by using a full lane of traffic, but when they get to a stop light, they move to the sidewalk or the crosswalk to get through the intersection faster.

Curious. I do just the opposite a lot of times: I'll keep to the side on the street so that traffic can flow past me, but at intersections I take my full lane (as the law allows me to do) do that I'm more visible in traffic. Once I'm through the intersection, I scooch back over to the side of the street.

The real problem is that nobody, neither motorists nor bicyclists, knows the rules for bicyclists. And often when a bicyclist does know the rules, he chooses to disregard them. Paul treats stop lights as yield signs, for example, and that drives me nuts. How can we, as bicyclists, expect respect and consideration from motorists when we, as a group, don't follow the laws, either? It cuts both ways.

Of course, who am I to talk? Out here in the middle of the country I blow through most stop signs. My rationale? I can see whether there's traffic before I get there, so there's no need to stop.


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