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03 March 2004 — Cat in the Road (8)

Two weeks later, I'm still sick. You'd think I might consider seeing a doctor, huh?


While Tammy gets all of the Oregon weblogging community mad at her today, I thought I'd write about something less controversial: dead cats.

On Monday night, as we were preparing to leave for another fine dinner at the Gingeriches', Kris noticed a cat in the road.

"There's a cat in the road," she said. (As a forensic scientist, she's a trained observer. (Ha! It's a joke for two people: me and Kris. And I'm pointing out that it's only for us, which makes it even less funny. (Of course, with all of these parentheses, I could also make some sort of computer programming joke, which would then at least include a couple more people in the laugh-fest (such as Andrew and Dana).)))

"There's a cat in the road," said Kris. "I think it's been hit."

My first thoughts were panicky; we had just shut all three of our cats in the house, right? A closer look revealed Fiona, one of the neighbor cats, sitting on the very edge of the sidewalk, peering at another cat that was lying at the side of the street. The other cat was, of course, not moving.

Kris ran into the house to get a trash bag while I pulled the cat out of the street. Its head twitched when I touched it, but it wasn't alive; the movement was only a reflex. When I laid it on the lawn, its paws twitched. I refrained from looking at its head. I can handle dead animals, but not if I have to look at their faces. When I look at their faces, I break down.

We took the cat-in-a-trash-bag over to the neighbors' house. The have several cats, and we were afraid this might be one of theirs. "Are you missing one of your cats?" we asked.

Cheryl, the mother, made her children go inside and shut the door. We opened the bag so she could see the victim. She gasped. "Oh no — is that Newman?" she said. "Is there any white on it?" She was near tears.

"No, it's not Fiona," I said. We call their cats different names than they do. Her Newman is our Fiona. Her Tom is our Spurge. (This habit started when we first moved into the house. There were so many cats visiting our yard that we commented they were "like weeds". We gave the cats names of common weeds: Spurge, Oxalis, etc. It was years before we learned the cats' real names.)

Cheryl was relieved that the dead cat was not Newman/Fiona. She decided that yes, she had seen that particular animal around recently, but that she didn't know who owned it. We don't know who owned it, either. Apparently Fiona knew it, though. She had been conducting a private vigil by the side of the road.

In the morning, I brought it to the cat cemetery here at Custom Box Service and gave it an honorary burial.

Kris and I are always worried about the possibility of our cats getting hit by a car. (It's happened once before, remember.) We don't worry about Toto — she never goes in the front yard — but Simon's a bit shifty, and Nemo's far too flighty. We worry about Nemo most. He's just earning his outside privileges, and he's not exactly sure of the rules.

One evening last week, he disappeared for several hours when a sudden rainstorm came on. I walked around the house with a flashlight, peering in the bushes, calling for him: "Neeee-mo! Neeee-mo!". I looked in the street repeatedly, afraid of what I might find. Eventually, I found him sitting among the pea sprouts, his fur soaked through. On Saturday, he spent an hour hiding under the house, scared of all the noises (lawnmowers, cars, kids playing basketball, etc.). I think the noise of the street will keep him from it unless, like Satchel, he gets carried away and chases another cat into oncoming traffic.

Still, somehow it was easier to have Satchel die suddenly than to spend months watching Tintin as he wasted away.

On this day at foldedspace.org

2005Focus   It's strange how sometimes the loss of something makes you realize just how much you value it.

2003Monday   I'm having one of those days in which every thing I do is wrong: I'm breaking things, I'm losing things, I'm forgetting things.

Comments
On 03 March 2004 (02:10 PM), Tammy said:

Decided to come over here and rest a spell. It's much quieter here. Poor kitty.


On 03 March 2004 (10:50 PM), Ron said:

Tammy hasn't reached your all time comment record yet. Maybe she should be a little more controversial like you.


On 03 March 2004 (11:01 PM), J.D. Roth said:

The Sexy Songs entry (written at a time I felt decidedly non-sexy) has passed the controversial Everything Here is True entry.

If Tammy's after comments, maybe she should post an entry sharing her favorite sexy songs.

HA! I slay me. :)


On 04 March 2004 (06:54 AM), Tammy said:

You are tooooo funny. I don't even know a sexy song. Oh wait, maybe I do. Islands in the Stream. Is that sexy? When that song was popular I was teaching school in Pennsylvania. I heard it on the radio back and forth to work. That's the only one I remember. You see not only are my ideas outdated, so are my tastes in music and... well.. almost everything else! Nope. No sexy songs here!


On 04 March 2004 (07:27 AM), Joel said:

I dunno Tammy, if you sing it right, "Nearer My God to Thee" can sound pretty sexy. "The Old Rugged Cross" too, for that matter.


On 04 March 2004 (08:05 AM), Tammy said:

That is so wicked I wont even answer. I do wonder though; doesn't anybody go to church and read their Bibles and pray? I would have thought at least some of JD's friends would still be in the Christians circles. I'm beginning to think the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. After everything that happened yesterday on my site I think I'll just crawl in a hole and wait for the rapture! Nobody believes in any old fashioned values and traditions anymore. I just plum give up! And now you're making fun of the old hymns! I'm outta here! Keeping care of my kids and running my houehold is about all I can handle.


On 04 March 2004 (08:58 AM), Tiffany said:

You are both very considerate for taking care of the cat.


On 06 March 2004 (05:26 AM), paul said:

We had Theo put to sleep last week. He had stomach cancer and had lost almost half of his body weight. I miss my Theo.


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