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13 May 2004 — Invasion of Privacy (9)

During my freshman year at Willamette, I stayed in the dorm over Thanksgiving weekend. Lausanne Hall was nearly deserted. I went home for Thanksgiving dinner, but for the rest of the weekend, I was by myself. It was nice.

Late Friday morning, the phone began to ring in the room next door (in Lausanne 200 — I was in 201). Nobody was there to answer it. The phone continued to ring. After a few minutes, I went looking for an RA or an RD, but of course they were gone for the weekend, too.

When I returned to my room, the phone was still ringing.

I tried to concentrate on my studies (yes, really) — I was probably writing a paper on Dickens' Hard Times for our freshman seminar, World Views — but the incessant ringing of the phone was too much to bear.

I left the dorm, walked to downtown Salem. I ate lunch in the food court at the mall (greasy pizza from Sbarro). I browsed at Jackson Books. I took a stroll along the creek. When I returned to my room, the phone next door was still ringing.

This would not stand.

I tried to pick the lock of the door with a credit card, then with a safety pin. I failed. (I have no idea how to pick a lock). The phone continued to ring. I went outside and stood in the yard, looking up at the second floor corner. One of the windows in the room next to mine was open a few inches!

I ran upstairs, threw open a window, and climbed out onto a narrow ledge that skirted the second floor at window height. Carefully — I'm afraid of heights — I inched my way to my neighbors' window. I feared it might somehow be braced from the inside, but it wasn't. I pulled it open, slipped inside, and picked up the phone.

There was nobody on the other end, of course. Someone had probably dialed the number and waited for an answer, and when there was none, hung up the phone sloppily.

I found myself alone, in the quiet of grey late afternoon, standing in my neighbors' room. Hmmm.

I suppose most people would have just left the room. Not I. I snooped.

I looked through desks, I played Alanna's tapes, I thumbed through Karen's photograph album. I looked under the beds, I looked in the closets. I snooped.

I wasn't looking for anything in particular, and I didn't want to take anything — I was just having a look around.

When I was satisfied that my neighbors were normal, everyday folk whose drawers held nothing special, I went back to my room to study. I left their door unlocked, though, in case the phone should ring again.

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Comments
On 13 May 2004 (08:28 AM), tammy said:

That would so be me, JD. I have such a curiosity about people and what makes them tick. I too am afraid of heights so I doubt I would have climbed through the window no matter how long the phone rang. I would have probably called an operater or the phone company or something! But if I would have managed to get in and shut it off I would have spent some time looking around myself!


On 13 May 2004 (08:36 AM), Dana said:

We had a similar event in Doney my sophomore year. But in our case the unlocked phone wiring box was in the old 'phone-nook' alcove in the hallway, so we just yanked the room's phone for the weekend (we could splice our handsets into other people's conversations, too, but that's a whole different story).

As for lock-picking -- I'd be surprised if it was possible to do Lausanne's locks that way. I could get into the rooms in Hazeldorf with an ID card as long as the chain wasn't fastened. I practiced on my own door, though, and only went into an unoccupied room once, with my RAs knowledge, to get a bedframe.

Ah, petty larceny -- good times! =)


On 13 May 2004 (08:40 AM), Amanda said:

Snooping is fun!


On 13 May 2004 (09:02 AM), Tiffany said:

This is the reason that I fill the guess bathroom medicine cabinet with boring things like Q-Tips and toothpaste. You know people are going to look.

I have managed to always stop the snooping gene when feeding a friend’s pets for the weekend. I do not what to find things, so I do not look. I do not assume that they give me the same courtesy.


On 13 May 2004 (09:05 AM), J.D. said:

I should point out that I'm not a snooper by nature. I rarely snoop. The incident I mention above is an isolated incident. I think that I was prompted to snoop because of the circumstances: alone for the weekend, with full access to a room belonging to three young women. What guy wouldn't snoop? :)


On 13 May 2004 (08:16 PM), Coleen said:

Okay ... so I see Jennifer at school today and she asks me if I've seen your new house yet? I said "WHAT?" She said that you were moving to Milwaukie and had purchased a beautiful home. Then she told me to go to your web site to see pictures. So where the hell are they?!!

I'm so happy for you two. Tell me more! -Coleen

P.S. Kris, I got your phone call about possible jobs but I figured that with my colorful past, there is NO WAY the good old police force would ever let me work for them! You'll have to tell me more on Sunday ... you will be there, right?


On 13 May 2004 (08:19 PM), Coleen said:

Okay ... so speaking of my colorful past, I'm sitting here drinking a beer and just now realized that this is not the place for me to be posting comments because they have nothing to do with Invasion of Privacy and the whole world (at least the people who regularly visit this site) will wonder who the hell I am and why the hell I'm posting messages unrelated to this topic. Well, I am a public school teacher. They hire only the brightest, don't you know.

J.D., you may want to remove these posts. Sorry for being a fool!


On 13 May 2004 (09:58 PM), tammy said:

Don't worry, Colleen, Jd is quite used to his site being used as a message board. Most of us have done it at one time or another. I have even seen his wife use it as such! I like it when she does. It's kinda like a quick glimpse into their marriage! :)


On 14 May 2004 (07:06 AM), Coleen said:

Coleen,

Come on! You can't leave us hanging like that. Tell us more about your "colorful past". Did you work for Crayola or something.


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