Sparked by this AskMetafilter thread, I penned the following (which is based on this, of course):

The Rules of Catfight Club

#1 - The first rule of Catfight Club is, you do not talk about Catfight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Catfight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Catfight Club.
#3 - If someone runs away, goes passive, stops to lick a paw, the fight is over.
#4 - Two cats to a fight. Other cats may growl and hiss.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Catfights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Catfight Club, you have to fight.
#9 - The fight is over if any cat is called for dinner, or if any birds or squirrels appear nearby.

Perhaps you need a little context. Perhaps you'd like to read what happened when my silly catfight rules were deleted. Perhaps you'd like some more Fight Club-based humor.

Perhaps you're sick of all the cat stuff here at foldedspace!

On this day at foldedspace.org

2004 — Automatic Withdrawal   U.S. Bank just raised the monthly fee on my checking account from $5 to $7. You might think that it's silly to quibble over 6-1/2 cents a day, but that's the final straw. I'm outta there.

2003 — The Hours   It's not that I don't have anything to write about, it's just that I'm feeling unfocused. You know?

2002 — Making Prints From Digital Photos   Digital photos are convenient for web-related tasks. They're less convenient when you want a physical print of the photograph.