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11 March 2005 — Tortured (9)

I'm sure many of you are aware of that delicious ability granted to us in this internet age: the ability to track shipments from the point of origin to your doorstep. It's possible to track packages sent via UPS, Federal Express, or even the US Postal Service.

How wonderful to note that first line on the shipping page: "billing information received"! How fun to see the "origin scan". How remarkable to note the path from New York, to Kentucky, and then to Oregon, all in less than twenty-four hours! (The hop from Lousiville to Portland itself takes less than two hours, which boggles my mind.)

How keen the excitement when I wake at 5:30 and see that a package is already flagged "out for delivery".

Out for delivery!

To me!

And how giddy I become when the UPS truck pulls into the driveway at 9 a.m. I stand in my office and pace back-and-forth, back-and-forth. How I laugh — ha ha ha — as I listen to the UPS man out in his truck, rattling and rummaging, searching for my package.

But oh, how deep is my despair when the UPS man, having failed to find my package, hops back into his seat, and then zooms away in a cloud of dust.

No!!!!

The world is a terrible, terrible place.

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2004On the Malleability of Time   In which I meditate -- at length -- about the nature of time, and about my perceptions of it.

Comments
On 11 March 2005 (09:55 AM), J.D. said:

And now, as I sit in my office waiting waiting waiting for the UPS man to return, every rumble on the road makes me perk in expectation, like a dog waiting for his master's arrival. Yet none of the rumbles are the UPS truck. Woe!


On 11 March 2005 (11:42 AM), Jeff said:

Ya know, the UPS man could be back as late a 5:00. You may just have to forego the GPS scavenger hunt so you can wait here for your new toy.


On 11 March 2005 (11:43 AM), J.D. said:

NO!!!!!

He just went by the office again. Where the hell does he think he's going?

I hate that man.


On 11 March 2005 (12:54 PM), dowingba said:

JD, take back everything I said about digital photography. That is a damn nice looking camera...


On 11 March 2005 (03:32 PM), John said:

The RSS entry made me laugh hard enough that I felt compelled to come over here and post about it. You've made my dogs think I'm nuts. Again.

Not to bring even more despair into things, but did you opt for Saturday delivery by any chance?

John


On 12 March 2005 (07:58 AM), J.D. said:

The good news is: the camera was delivered yesterday afternoon.

The bad news is: I had already left work.

We swung by the shop later in the day to pick up the package, but I haven't had a chance to play with it. I assembled the kit last night around midnight, and have taken four test photos, but that really amounts to nothing.

Possibly this afternoon or tomorrow afternoon I'll actually have a chance to go play with my new toy. Maybe I'll take it with me on a walk...


On 12 March 2005 (03:44 PM), Lane said:

If you purchased the D70, enjoy. I know I enjoy mine.


On 13 March 2005 (09:34 AM), Colleen said:

J.D.,

You will completely adore this camera! The equipment I was offering you was my analog Nikon stuff that has now been replaced with the D70. Love. I'm going to find a place to put some of my photo's up so you can see them, and if you ever want a nice place to shoot some great photo's, let me know!

~Colleen


On 13 March 2005 (05:45 PM), Mom said:

I ordered a Canon digital camera from Costco last night, perhaps inspired by you? I don't think it has all the bells and whistles that yours has but I'm really looking forward to getting it. I will still use the point-and-shoot, too. Cameras are the best!


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