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13 May 2005 — School Pictures (8)

Recently, Mom found a box of stuff in her attic, a box that included such goodies as the following PAINFUL grade school photos of yours truly. These photos were taken in the late seventies. We all were ugly then.

If you click on the indicated photos, a new browser window will open containing a large photo of my entire class. The class photos are great fun. I've identified as meany people as I can, but maybe Dave and Andrew can help identify more.

Here I am in Mrs. Vogeltanz's second-grade class (click my photo to open large 257k image of entire class in separate window):

[photo of me in 2nd grade]

I had Mrs. Clarke for third grade. That was the first year I thought of school as fun. It was also the first year of my chronic "I really should get a haircut" disease, a disease that's stuck with me all my life (click my photo to open large 302k image of entire class in separate window):

[photo of me in 3rd grade]

Mr. Zagyva taught my fourth-grade class. That was a fun year, too, though apparently I was too tired to keep my eyes open on school picture day (click my photo to open large 241k image of entire class in separate window):

[photo of me in 4th grade]

This is fun: a regular foldedspace reader is in two of the class photos:

[photo of Andrew Parker] [photo of Andrew Parker]

Andrew Parker and I were good friends in grade school, on up into junior high. (Then he changed schools and I hardly saw him any more.) He was a good guy then; he's a good guy now.

What surprised me, though, was this photo from the second-grade class picture:

[photo of somebody who looks like Mitch Sherrard]

For the life of me, that looks like a young Mitch Sherrard. I doubt that it is, but who knows?

Along with these class pictures, Mom found a couple of other beauts:

[blurry photo of me in a Garfield shirt] [My hair is uncombed. I'm wearing bad clothes. Shoot me, please!]

Is it any wonder I wasn't popular with my classmates in sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade? Look at me!

This is my favorite photo of the bunch. I'm playing goalkeeper for what I believe is Charlie Lam's soccer team:

[photo of me playing goalie, reaching for a ball]

This looks like a scrimmage at Ackerman more than anything else. I'd guess I'm in sixth grade here, but I could be a freshman in high school for all I know. The fellow on the left edge of the photo looks like Greg Hess, who has been coaching girls soccer at the high school in recent years. I'm not sure about the others.

Thanks, Mom, for finding these treasures. I'd love to see more if you have them.

On Monday, I'll share more painfully awkward stuff found in the box: high school poetry. The stuff makes me wince.

(For more info on my life as a social misfit, read Geek Squad and TAG Science. Also, don't forget the t-ball entry I posted late yesterday.)

On this day at foldedspace.org

2004Invasion of Privacy   During my freshman year at Willamette, I stayed in the dorm over Thanksgiving weekend. Late Friday morning, the phone began to ring in the room next door.

2003Extrovert   How did I get here? When did I pass from being and introvert to being an extrovert?

2002Minor Redesign   This site isn't the most elegant one you'll find, and it's not the most technically advanced site you'll find. In fact, there are a lot of things that are less than ideal about it. But I built it. It's mine. It reflects who I am.

Comments
On 13 May 2005 (08:44 AM), tammy said:

How funny! I can so easily recall you looking like this. It seems like it was only yesterday.


On 13 May 2005 (10:10 AM), Mom said:

I will have to check my "treasures trunk" to see if there are more items there that you would like to see.

A note on the picture of you playing soccer above -- it was taken by Linda Brown.


On 13 May 2005 (01:56 PM), Denise said:

There is no way that you were in high school when that picture was taken.

Those are great - I have a few scary grade school pictures myself. In fact - I think the only grade school picture I like is my third grade year.


On 13 May 2005 (04:26 PM), Amy Jo said:

You are a brave man JD. I'm not sure I'd want anyone to see some of my school photos. Why were we all so dorky looking in the 1970s? And I thought I was cool . . . Knock me upside the head if I ever wear lavender cotton overhalls (what was the brand with the ice cream cone it?) with an Izod polo shirt. Or wear any fabric that glitters, such as jeans with pink glitter.


On 13 May 2005 (09:35 PM), dowingba said:

Soccer balls were yellow in the '70s? Was everything yellow in the '70s?


On 14 May 2005 (12:25 PM), Nikchick said:

Love it, JD! I think you're right about that being Greg Hess in the soccer picture. Greg was always so funny on the Ackerman soccer team, always with the shinguards and yet always so vulnerable to going down and writhing in pain after a kick in the shins. I think you're right that it was probably Mr. Lam's Killer Bees you've got a photo of there, though the Killer Bees made up more than half the Ackerman team the years I played on it, so often it was hard to tell who was who. That's how he tricked me into not being in the team photo my 7th-grade year: told me the photographer was photographin the Killer Bees and I should sit out. I wept when I got my yearbook that year and realized I'd been tricked: I wasn't even listed as not pictured. I stayed on the team through 8th grade out of spite.

Man that Andrew Parker was cute in gradeschool.


On 14 May 2005 (03:38 PM), Lynn said:

Wasn't the ice cream brand A-smiles? Or something like that. I didn't have the overalls, but I had purple pants! And a striped Izod to match!


On 26 May 2005 (11:09 AM), Andrew Parker said:

Wow.

That's Sean Holmgren, not Mitch. I have no recollection of Mitch prior to jr high; is that when he beamed down from his home planet? (Joke, joke...)


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