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17 July 2005 — Great White (7)

Nic, our electrician, made time for us on Saturday, and as a result we're feeling better about the state of the bathroom. The bathroom itself is still an empty shell, but when Nic has finished, everything should come together quickly.

While we watched Nic install a new electrical box on the front of the house yesterday, Kris noted that the awnings ought to come down. "I know you like them," she said, "but we keep them up to get more light in the house, so they're really not serving a purpose."

This morning, I took down the awnings. They were filthy. I hosed them off and then, in the late morning sun, I crawled around on them, scrubbing away the dirt and the grime and the mold. It felt great. It's been a long time since I frolicked in the water.

When I'd finished, I drove to Fred Meyer to buy a wading pool. When I was a kid, wading pools were flimsy plastic affairs that had to be filled with Dad-level lung power. Now, though, you have two options: expensive pools built along the same lines, but much larger; or smaller pools (the size of those I remember) made from a hard molded plastic. I opted for the latter.

I might have chosen a small $5.59 pool that would fit in my car, but I decided I'd regret it. Instead, I paid $9.59 for a giant orange pool that I had to carry home, one mile along Oak Grove Boulevard. I carried the pool over my head, draped across my back; I'm sure I looked like a strange disc-man to the cars approaching from behind.

This afternoon, I spent some time soaking in the pool. (One of my goals is to get a tan this summer.) I looked like a great white whale.


A $6 hat from the REI used gear sale. Next month's book group book. My soccer shorts. No tan.

I'm skinnier than I was two months ago, and hope to be skinnier yet by the end of the summer. And tan. Did I mention tan?

Speaking of whales: our neighbors had a garage sale yesterday. I went down to see what they had. "How come you never have anything I want," I asked Rhonda and Les. Rhonda laughed.

"Because it's always the same stuff," she said. I was about to leave when I spotted a treasure.

[Front cover of BURL IVES SEA SONGS, the book I bought  Back cover of the book
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The book was marked at 25 cents, but I didn't think that was a fair price. "I'll give you 50 cents," I told Rhonda. She laughed as she took my money. It was worth every penny — it's a future weblog entry!

Postscript: OMFG! This book is worth $75 in good condition! $75!?!?!?!?!? I'm dying here. Even "acceptable" copies fetch $40 from Amazon's used book affiliates.

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Comments
On 18 July 2005 (06:03 AM), J.D. said:

Unsurprisingly, today I am no longer Great White; I am Lobster Pink.


On 18 July 2005 (08:00 AM), Tiffany said:

Two questions:
Do whales have hair?
Why are you not reading the latest Harry Potter?


On 18 July 2005 (08:12 AM), J.D. said:

Do whales have hair?

Are we not mammals? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

Why are you not reading the latest Harry Potter?

Mi esposa had the book all day Sunday. She's finished now, so I'll begin soon. Just as soon as I finish with Burl Ives.


On 18 July 2005 (09:37 AM), Denise said:

My sixth grade teacher (Miss Johnson) knew Burl Ives. When I was at Knight School (I think I was a fifth grader so not actually in her class) she had him come to our school for a private concert. Of all the songs he sang, I only remember Puff the Magic Dragon (of course). But, at least I can say I saw Burl Ives in concert.


On 18 July 2005 (10:25 AM), Jeff said:

Hey, Miss Johnson was my sixth grade teacher... when Denise was a fifth grader. How come I don't remember Burl Ives coming to Knight School?

I do remember that Scott Hatteberg was in that sixth grade class... he once told me my hair looked "like the Loch Ness Monster slept in it". I haven't seen Burl Ives in concert (that I can remember), but at least I can say I knew Scott Hatteberg before he was famous.


On 18 July 2005 (10:41 AM), Denise said:

Maybe I was in her class when he came...hmm...


On 18 July 2005 (11:27 AM), Lynn said:

Did he sing, "Big Rock Candy Mountain?" My dad used to sing that all the time. I loved that song.


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