Update: Check out this mp3 of a radio interview (which I'm hosting locally) with New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin — this is amazing stuff coming from a politician. This isn't the bullshit coming out of every other politician's mouth:
I don't want to see anybody do any more goddamned press conferences... put a moratorium on press conferences, don't do another press conference until the resources are in this city, and then come down to this city and stand with us... Don't tell me 40,000 people are coming here - they're not here; it's too doggoned late. Now get off your asses and let's do something...
This entry tends toward (irrational) ranting, something I haven't done in a while. I do not intend to offend. My apologies if I step on any toes.
In March of 1993, just after the Spring Break Quake near Scotts Mills, a letter circulated among Portland-area churches. Our receptionist brought a copy to work because she was concerned; she believed the letter's warning ought to be heeded.
The message was several pages long, and ostensibly from the pastor of a local church. This pastor told how one of the members of his congregation had received a vision from God. In this vision, God revealed that the Spring Break Quake was only a hint of what was to come. Because of the depths of its iniquity, God was going to destroy Portland entirely, level it with an earthquake of awesome magnitude. And he was going to do it on a specific date.
"This person is not given to lies or to flights of fancy," the pastor said. "I believe him. I'm going to leave town on that date. My advice to you and to all other Christians in this city is that you do the same." (If this seems implausible now, remember that 1993 was the era of Lon Mabon and his abhorrent Oregon Citizens Alliance, a group motivated by pure hate. The OCA was a huge force in Oregon politics in the early nineties. A huge force.)
I sorely regret not saving a copy of that letter. It was a work of pure fundamentalist paranoia, the likes of which are rarely seen.
Or is it so rare?
Now that New Orleans has been devastated by Hurricane Katrina, rumors of Christian apocalypse run rampant, in local newspapers and on the web. E-mail chain letters declare the coming of the Lord. Fundamentalist churches erect web pages declaring that God used Hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because of Mardis Gras and gays. Especially gays. (Because there's nothing God hates more than homosexuality.) They send e-mail proclaiming Hurricane Katrina is retribution for wanton abortion. Some of these arguments are so wacky as to be truly mystifying, such as this forum post in which someone argues that Katrina devastates evolutionary theory. Huh?
Why is it that after every natural disaster, a certain class of person becomes convinced that End Times are upon us? Why are people so convinced that every earthquake, flood, or hurricane is some sort of judgment from God? Isn't it possible that this is just weather? (Doesn't it strike anyone as odd that Christians have been warning of End Times for two thousand years? Also, please note that I'm only picking on Christianity because that's the religion with which I'm most familiar. I've read lots of similar wild stuff from Muslim sources, but I don't know how to find examples on the web.)
This crazy reasoning isn't limited solely to natural phenomena, of course. War is God's judgment, too. On 13 September 2001, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson argued that the attacks on September eleventh had occurred as part of God's anger at pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, and lesbians. And the ACLU (because you just know that God hates civil liberties). Said Falwell:
The ACLU has got to take a lot of blame for this. And I know I'll hear from them for this, but throwing God...successfully with the help of the federal court system...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen.Now, four years later, is there anyone out there that really, truly believes that the ACLU is to blame for 9/11? How can anyone — atheist or Christian — take a man seriously who says things like this? (I wrote here about why I think the September eleventh attacks occurred.)
I don't wish to pick only on the Right. The Left has its share of doomsayers and crackpots, too, people I find just as ludicrous. For example, I'm baffled as to why anyone continues to take Stanford professor Paul Ehrlich seriously. Perhaps his broader point — that the world is overpopulated — has merit, but his specific arguments and predictions are just as apocalyptic, and just as ludicrous, as those from the Christian Right.
Ehrlich famously predicted in his 1968 book The Population Bomb that the Earth would be devastated by global famines between the mid-seventies and the mid-eighties. These famines never appeared. Sure, some regions experienced some isolated famines, but nothing out-of-the-ordinary, nothing that the world hadn't seen before. There was no global famine.
Despite repeated failures, Ehrlich continues to make wild predictions, and a certain segment of the Left continues to listen, to eat up his vision of doom and gloom. Why? How is this any different than the frenzied cries of half-demented zeal coming from the Right?
The entirety of human life may very well end in a bang rather than a whimper, but I don't believe that this will happen through the Tribulation or through mass starvation. If I were the worrying kind — and I'm not — I'd place my money on a flu epidemic, or an asteroid strike, or (you guessed it) a nuclear war.
Again, I am reminded of this great poem:
Fire and Ice
by Robert FrostSome say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
For those few of you who know former Willamette Bearcat Scott Durbin, he sends word that he and his family are safe and well:
Just wanted y'all to know that I am holed up in Lafayette, Louisiana (about two hours west of New Orleans). From all indications, Katrina has destroyed my home. There's been some levee breaches and I know one of two things: 1) there's three to four feet in my house, or 2) I no longer have a roof. Info is still sketchy. Keep me in your prayers and thoughts.This article on Hurricane Katrina is an example of why the Wikipedia — like eBay and Google — is one of the Seven Wonders of the Web. Also, I think that Making Light's recent discussion as to why people didn't leave New Orleans is important and to the point. After having recently finished Native Son and Black Boy, I'm less inclined to criticize the poor and disadvantaged.
On this day at foldedspace.org
2003 — Still the Best Salsa Ever In which I provide the recipe for the best damn salsa in the world. In which I labor on Labor Day. In which life is good.
2002 — no sleep for me i'm up, unable to sleep. i took second hydrocodone 20 minutes ago. i don't know how to tell when it has taken effect. i keep waiting for the pain to go away (as an indicator), but it hasn't done so.
**News of other Bearcats in the NOLA area**
Melissa Woolsey wrote 8/30:
I am sure you have all heard about the city I love is gone. Luckily for John, I and the two dogs escaped to Pollock LA outside of Alexandria. We are safe and lucky enough to be in a place the reminds me of the beach cabins I loved as a kid.
We do not have specific news about our homes but we know we can not return until after the 5th.
I do not know when I can get back to you all but
please keep us in your thoughts and help others when you can since some stranger is helping me right now.