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Merry Christmas from Murphy and the rest of the Roth family!

Posted by Jeff at 11:37 AM | Permalink

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Luke 2:10-14

Posted by Jeff at 9:10 AM | Permalink

#1 Identify the following image:

A: Winter Solstice Tree
B: Nondescript Winter Holiday Symbol
C: Christmas Tree
D: Holiday Tree
E: Festivus Tree

#2 Identify the following image:

A: Winter Solstice Candelabra
B: Nondescript Winter Holiday Symbol
C: Chanukah Menorah
D: Holiday Candelabra
E: Festivus Pole

#3 Identify the following image:

A: Winter Solstice Symbol of Greed (imaginary, a character for children)
B: Emotionally Exuberant, Winter Holiday Person of Elevated Mass
C: Santa Claus (NOT real, and NOT the reason for the season)
D: Santa Claus, bringer of Holiday Cheer (aka Jolly Old St. Nicholas)
E: Festivus "Feats of Strength" Competitor

#4 Identify the following image:

A: Representation of the First Winter Solstice Celebration
B: Nodescript Winter Holiday Gathering
C: Nativity Scene featuring Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus, etc.
D: Holiday Barn
E: The First Festivus Celebration

#5 Identify the following image:

A: Jesus Christ, Christian religious guru (born around Winter Solstice)
B: Nodescript Winter Holiday Person of the Past
C: Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior (his birth celebrated at Christmas)
D: Holiday Celebrity of the Past
E: Cosmo Kramer during the 1970's

#6 Identify the following image:

A: Winter Solstice Wreath
B: Nondescript, Circular, Winter Holiday Door Decoration
C: Christmas Wreath
D: Holiday Wreath
E: Festivus Donut

#7 Identify the following image:

A: Christian Religion Holiday Greeting
B: Specific, Potentially Offensive, Politically Incorrect Holiday Greeting
C: Friendly Christmas Greeting
D: Another way of saying, "Happy Holidays!"
E: Another way of saying, "Happy Festivus!"

#8 Identify the following image:

A: Poinsettia (aka Euphorbia pulcherrima)
B: Festively Colored Winter Holiday Plant
C: Christmas Poinsettia
D: Holiday Poinsettia
E: Festivus Flower

#9 Identify the following image:

A: Mmmm.... Eggnog... I love Winter Solstice!
B: Festively Flavored Alcoholic Winter Holiday Drink
C: Christmas Eggnog (That better be Non-Alcoholic!)
D: Holiday Eggnog (Hey, this needs more Rum!)
E: Festivus Eggnog (Mazel Tov!)

#10 Identify the following image:

A: Hey, that's my nephew! (Isn't he cute?)
B: A child celebrating the Earth's new revolution around the Sun
C: Little Noah! (Isn't he cute?)
D: Cute little boy celebrating The Holidays
E: Cute little boy celebrating Festivus
F: Hey, that's my Grandson, isn't he cute?

So, how did you do? ;-)

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