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May 31, 2006

To Breed or Not to Breed

To breed or not to breed (also: The pursuit of happiness, with or without kids) [via AskMe]

Boo!

Boo!

Former Marine Fends Off Four Foes

A former Marine cook used a pocketknife to fend off a group of four would-be robbers, killing one and wounding another. I hate to say it, but: Good for him! [via mefi]

Tell Me About Couples and Surfing

Tell me about couples and surfing. Though this fellow is actually doing research for an article on the subject, he offers some great food for thought. I, too, am addicted to the total flow of information on the internet.

May 30, 2006

Solid Potato Salad

Video: Solid Potato Salad. Give it time. [via mefi]

Ceiling Cat!

Gifts for a Chef in Training

AskMe: Aside from the standard knives, what would be a good gift for a student off to culinary school?

Batwoman Returns as a Lesbian

Batwoman returns as a lesbian. Pop quiz: Is DC doing this because (a) a lot of lesbians read comics; (b) they want to raise awareness of important issues; or (c) men dig lipstick lesbians? [via Dave]

Healthy Lobsters Avoid Sick Neighbors

Healthy lobsters avoid their sick neighbors [via bb]

May 29, 2006

Bob Keller's Jazz Page

Holy cats. Check out Bob Keller's Jazz Page, an enormous collection of jazz-related links. I'm going to MeFi this if nobody else has...

Take Your Table and Shove It

Nightmare restaurant experience: take your table and shove it, a tale of a stolen reservation

Phones are Bugged

Best AskMe ever! My cell phone is being bugged, I have changed my number several times. My corded landline phone is also bugged. My apartment has been bugged , don't know if it still is since I have moved. Don't know how they were able to bug my last apartment but it was. Can anyone help me (and further discussion)

Amazing R/C Airplane Demo

Video: amazing R/C airplane demo

Library Game

Library game — I'm telling you: YouTube is the greatest thing since sliced bread [via fotw]

Tall Tales from West Virginia's Top Liars

Tall tales from West Virginia's top liars (also Bil Lepp is the Wonderbra of storytelling) [via airbag]

Encyclopedia of HTML

A handy encyclopedia of HTML — it never hurts to have an extra resource [via sennoma]

May 24, 2006

The Great Money Trick

My feelings about market economies are all kerfuffled. The Great Money Trick does nothing to help. Am I a capitalist or am I socialist? Maybe I'm both. And neither.

Urban Adventure League

The Portland Urban Adventure League looks like it has some fun stuff going on. [via stumptown]

May 23, 2006

Neighbors with Guns

My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by three inches. [via mefi]

How to Grow a Square Watermelon

How to grow a square watermelon

Good Things to Eat

Good Things to Eat as suggested by Rufus — "A collection of practical recipes for preparing meats, game, fowl, fish, puddings, pastries, etc. by Rufus Estes, formerly of the Pullman Private Car Service, and present chef of the subsidiary companies of the United States Steel Corporations of Chicago, published by the author. 1911.

70s Toy Commercials

Video: 70s Toy Commercials

May 22, 2006

Hamster-Powered Night Light

I love this hamster-powered night light [via making light, ironically enough]

My Super Sweet 16

My Super Sweet 16 is the most offensive show on television says The Onion's AV Club

MacBook Man

Matt mocks the Star Wars kid. Hilarious, but you have to know your internet memes.

Mr. Rogers Goes to Town

Video: Mister Rogers testifies before Congress — "In 1969 the US Senate had a hearing on funding the newly developed Corporation for Public Broadcasting. The proposed endowment was $20 million, but President Nixon wanted to cut it in half" in order to spend more on Vietnam. [via waxy]

World Cup Kickoff

World Cup Kickoff has great downloadable schedules that you can import into your favorite calendar program. USA! USA! [via lifehacker, my new best friends for a variety of reasons]

Sushi Tips

For Jeremy: Sushi tips — how to eat sushi

Streaker on Soccer Field Scores

Video: Female streaker on soccer field scores. Can this be for real? NSFW [via mefi]

Grandma Gets 'Do Not Resuscitate' Tattoo

Grandma gets 'do not resuscitate' tattooed on her chest. [via sennoma]

May 19, 2006

Ten Things I Hate About Commandments

It's the meme that's sweeping the nation! Ten Thing I Hate About Commandments. This is really very funny (but be warned that there is a rather nasty word at the end which might bother some of you).

He's Baaaack!

One of the most evil men in Oregon is at it again: Lon Mabon comes out of the closet

May 18, 2006

Nighthawks, Night Photography

Some amazing stuff night photography at Nighthawks [via lisa

Monkey Talk II

Nicole sent me another article about monkeys who use sentences

Firefox Becomes a Contender

The best PC browser may finally be ready supplant Safari (which is, itself, vastly superior to IE): Firefox becomes a contender in OS X

Amazing Self-Publishing Results

Amazing! A self-published ebook from 37signals has made $175,000 in 75 days. Did I mention I'm exploring the idea of producing a personal finance eBook? [via waxy]

Monkey Talk

Apparently some monkeys can communicate in complete 'sentences'. I need to start that animal intelligence weblog! [via Dave, who knows I love this stuff]

How to Cure Asthma with Hookworm

How to cure your hayfever or asthma by intentionally infecting yourself with hookworm [via Dave]

May 16, 2006

Blue Nation

Blue Nation [via Kris]

Apple Notebooks Comparison Chart

This Apple notebooks comparison chart is quite handy, though I'm still at least fifteen months away from getting a new computer.

Feral Children

Is this a repeat? I love stories of feral children. They're wild! [via Dave]

A Future With No Bananas?

A future with no bananas? "Go bananas while you still can. The world's most popular fruit and the fourth most important food crop of any sort is in deep trouble. Its genetic base, the wild bananas and traditional varieties cultivated in India, has collapsed."

May 15, 2006

Laura Bush Doesn't Belive the Polls

Stay the course. First lady Laura Bush said on Sunday she does not believe opinion polls showing her husband's approval ratings at record low levels. I don't believe that I will die. [via airbag]

Frog Prince Hat

Luneray's Frog Prince Hat — Kris, you should knit one for me...

May 14, 2006

Food Cravings

Food Cravings — if you crave this... what you reall need is this... and here are some foods that have it...

President Gore

Very funny video clip of President Gore on Saturday Night Live (hosted locally)

Dalmationo Riding a Bike

Dalmation dog riding a bicycle

May 13, 2006

Cat Massage

Cat massage! [via will]

May 12, 2006

Pauline Kael Essay on Carey Grant

Pauline Kael's 1975 essay on Carey Grant, a famous piece of journalism.

A Game For All Ages

Time says that the Nintendo Wii is "a game for all ages". All of my garage sale earnings are going into an envelope to be held until Christmas, at which time I'll spend the money on a Nintendo Wii. (Actually, I may preorder one...)

The Evolution of Dance

I've resisted watching The Evolution of Dance for a couple of days, but now that I've seen it I'm not sure why I was so resistant. It's great! Thanks, Rich.

May 11, 2006

Darth Vader Calls the Emperor

For the Star Wars fans: Darth Vader calls the Emperor. Hee-larious. [via vbb]

Fun Wii Facts Confirmed

Fun Wii facts confirmed — okay, it's official — I'm not channeling all my "found" money (garage sale money, web site ad revenue, etc.) into a fund to buy Nintendo's latest game system when it comes out around Thanksgiving. I had been intending to save for a new Mac, but that can wait. I want a Wii.

The Best and the Interesting

A great weblog entry that I wish I had written: The Best and the Interesting

Drunk Monkeys Mirror People

Alcohol consumption in monkeys mirrors human drinking patterns — interesting study that shows monkeys drink when stressed, and that solitary monkeys drink more [via bb]

One Robot Dog

When a real pet won't do: One Robot Dog, a man in search of a robot companion [via nicole]

May 10, 2006

Super Mario Galaxy

Super Mario Galaxy — Place your bets now! What are the odds that Mr. Frugal buys a Nintendo Wii? I'd say they're 2-1 in favor at the moment. Time to start saving my pennies.

Toddlerpedes

Toddlerpedes — now that's art! [via rich]

CUTE CATS

CUTE CATS

CDC Wants HIV Testing For Everyone

The CDC wants HIV testing for everyone. They're also pressuring Oregon (and presumably other states) to maintain the list of infected people by name instead of anonymously. [via Dave]

May 9, 2006

Smile

Wikipedia: Smile!

Have You Ever Quit Using the Internet?

AskMe: Have you ever managed to quit using the internet? I've given it up for short periods, and loved it, but am always drawn back. I've talked with others who have had similar experiences. Now, though, I'm entrenched: I'm running three sites and have bought into the lifestyle!

I Need More Sad Songs

AskMe: I need more sad songs

The Shaving Cream Racket

The shaving cream racket [via mefi]

May 8, 2006

Stairway to Heaven, Backwards

Stairway to Heaven, backwards (and forwards backwards, if that makes sense) [via waxy]

May 7, 2006

In Remembrance

Commemorating beloved cats: Zola and Kitty Eames. Losing a pet is a terrible thing.

Bicycle Accident

Bicycle accident on Google Video — I guess that's what happens when you ride down the side of a volcano at over 100mph...

May 6, 2006

Fox on Trampoline

A wild fox playing on a trampoline in the back garden — cute, cute, cute

Dolphins Know Each Others' Names

Dolphins know each others' names — I'm telling you, animals are far smarter than most people give them credit

Cephas

This is awesome: Cephas the tame blue jay, who hangs around while Cass McNutt programs

Windows XP EULA in Plain English

Handy info: the Windows EULA in plain English. Every one of you running Windows XP has agreed to be bound by this contract.

Copywriting 101

Copywriting 101

Casino Royale

Does the next Bond film look awesome or what?

Invisible Book Shelf

Invisible book shelf

Free Comic Book Day 2006

Saturday is the annual Free Comic Book Day. Go visit your local comic store!

May 5, 2006

What You're Really Celebrating With Cinco de Mayo

What you're really celebrating with Cinco de Mayo

37 Versions of Stairway to Heaven

37 versions of Stairway to Heaven

Cookie Monster's Self-Analysis

Hilarious McSweeney's: Cookie Monster searches deep within himself and asks: Is me really monster?

50 Animals Driving

50 Animals Driving [via matt]

Blizzard Acknowledges WoW Problems

A victim of its own success: Blizzard acknowledges WoW problems. [via Dave]

DARPA Researching Regeneration

Science ficton becomes reality: DARPA is researching the regeneration of human limbs. Awesome. [via Dave]

May 4, 2006

FIFA World Cup 2006

Just a reminder that the 2006 FIFA World Cup is only about a month away! Woohoo! Prepare for soccer talk around here...

Newspapers Published in New York 1900-1967

Newspapers published in New York 1900-1967

Finding Lost URLs

PB on finding lost URLs — the more I live my life on-line, the more relevant this becomes

Eye Jewelry

NOT for Kris: Eye Jewelry [via Dave]

May 2, 2006

400 Dead Dolphins

400 dead dolphins wash up in Africa

Lenny's Alice in Wonderland Site

Lenny's Alice in Wonderland site

Superman Returns

Superman Returns — I'm excited about this film and I don't even like Superman!

May 1, 2006

The Way We Used to Eat

The Way We Eat: Olde School (may require NYT registration) [via megnut]