Rube Goldberg Machine
Rube Goldberg, eat your heart out! This is amazing. [via Rich]
Rube Goldberg, eat your heart out! This is amazing. [via Rich]
David Hasselhoff eats a burger while drunk — I'm actually quite impressed with his sixteen-year-old daughter here [via Dave — sort of]
Science fiction writers join the war on terror [via Joshua]
Via Paul J.: Collect-me-nots: "The owner of Napoleon’s penis died last Thursday in Englewood, N.J." [NYT registration required]
Video: Exteme unicycling — we discussed this last night at the writer's guild meeting. Don't ask me why.
Dark restaurants — eating in total darkness. This sounds very, well, strange. [via Andrew Parker]
Letter from Presley to Nixon [via rich]
This is insane: speedflying (video) is half-skiing, half-parachuting down the face of a mountain. Unbelievable. [via kottke]
YouTube: Let's Paint,Exercise,& Blend Drinks TV! This really, really, really has to be seen to be believed. Mind-boggling.
Rocket-powered jump over river. I just spit soda out my nose (for real) laughing at the announcer's reaction. [via kottke]
Best corn maze ever. Beam me up, Scotty!
How is fish's weight that Dora cat can carry? I love Japanese television, and this clip is especially fun. [via frykitty]
Cat in a bottle — you have to see it to believe it [via frykitty]
Video: Solid Potato Salad. Give it time. [via mefi]
Best AskMe ever! My cell phone is being bugged, I have changed my number several times. My corded landline phone is also bugged. My apartment has been bugged , don't know if it still is since I have moved. Don't know how they were able to bug my last apartment but it was. Can anyone help me (and further discussion)
Library game — I'm telling you: YouTube is the greatest thing since sliced bread [via fotw]
My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by three inches. [via mefi]
Video: Female streaker on soccer field scores. Can this be for real? NSFW [via mefi]
How to cure your hayfever or asthma by intentionally infecting yourself with hookworm [via Dave]
Is this a repeat? I love stories of feral children. They're wild! [via Dave]
Toddlerpedes — now that's art! [via rich]
Bicycle accident on Google Video — I guess that's what happens when you ride down the side of a volcano at over 100mph...
NOT for Kris: Eye Jewelry [via Dave]
Woman uses nail clippers in desert birth [via Dave]
For Jeff: brown recluse spider bite (be sure to click through to the photos)
Is this something we really need? Piss-controlled urinal-based games [via bb]
Excessive Lawn Care? Writes Jeff (instead of coming into my office): "From the Lawn & Garden Tractor Forum [which he reads religiously]: Neighbor charged with shooting teen who walked on his grass
For my wife: My eyeball just fell out of its socket, what should I do? Ewwww, gross!
How to have sex with dolphins. Words fail me. I think this is in earnest. [via barger]
The Aural Times — we sing the news so you don't have to [via waxy]
MeFi: Ascaris lumbricoides — According to estimates, about 1.5 billion people — about a quarter of the earth's population — are hosts to the Ascaris lumbricoides parasitic worm.
Parting the Red Sea — don't like your country? Make your own! Plans to take over South Carolina and convert it to a sovereign "goldy nation". [via Kris]
Shocking! Toilet water cleaner than ice at fast food restaurants [via bb]
What an amazing story: Stone-age tribe kills fishermen. Apparently, the "lost island of the savages" has been known for decades and is intentionally kept isolated from the modern world. [via bb]
I don't even know what to say about this: Lovechess, "combining erotica and chess". NSFW!
For Pam, Joel, Aimee, and Kristin: Things I Learned From My Patients. Stories from medical students about the strange things people do to themselves...
Insect candy — okay, I'm not that adventurous...
Be careful what you say around talking animals: Mouthy Parrot Reveals Sex Secret
Why do things like this cyclops kitten break my heart? [via lookat]
Kill all the white people! Yeah, right. That'll solve all the problems in the world.
Big Screen Version is an odd, but fun remix of Fox News. I like it.
Inuit sue U.S. over climate change!! [via Dave]
Strange but funny comic strip: The rise of the pagan right
WTF? Prepare for the world's first musical sandwich [via betsy]
My Vasectomy, in words and pictures
The pinacle of modern comedy? The Family Guy puke video.
Bizarre rant about how the government is planting holograms on this guy's face. This reminds me of the ad Kris and I clipped in college: an inmate was infuriated that he was forced to play basketball at the mental hospital.
Ants eat away woman's eye in hospital. GROSS! [via Alan]
Care for some smoked salmon soda? I thought not. [via Tiff]
Unbelievable: man makes and eats 30,000 calorie sandwich. I am in awe.