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Medical School Has Made Me Strange

It was very windy the other day, and I staggered a little as I trudged up to the state mental hospital. There was a large garbage can held in a wooden frame on the sidewalk in front of the entrance, and as the wind blew across its mouth, the empty garbage bag within was drawn out and up in a dancing black plume. “A little like that prolapsed uterus I saw the other day,” I mused. “Or like the stomach as it involutes upon regurgitation.”

A few days later I was struggling to put Adelaide’s 90th-percentile cranium through the neck-hole of a onesy. She fussed and I grappled until I found a short line of buttons along the shoulder that, when unfastened, easily allowed her noggin to pass through. “It’s an episiotomy for a shirt!” I cried out, delighted.

Nine has worms, and tomorrow I’m taking a small ziplock bag of her feces into the pathology lab, to see if I can identify the eggs.

Medical school has made me strange.

Comments

Nine's parasites are probably tape worms from eating wild game. Anyway, this is a very funny entry. You are strange, but I suppose seeing correlations between your profession and other aspects of life is useful.
Molly

In being polite I didn't want to say anything,but now that you mentioned it........

I uh....it was good to see you guys in church? Feces? I hope the cat gets better? More question marks?
P.S. I have a new blog, though it's mainly for an English class. However, every once in a while I'll have personal stuff. My old Xanga one has been defunct for a while...time for a new one!

Joel, I hate to break this to you, but...you were strange WELL before medical school.

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