Great Moments In Theological Debate
Last night Adelaide and I were reading a picture book about the Nativity. It was also a Counting Book, the kind of thing where a simple story is told and, for some reason, things happen from one to ten. In this case, the narrators are contemporary farm animals remembering the events of the Nativity as their ancestor cows, donkeys, doves, etc. experienced them. First ONE cow mentions the stable, then TWO donkeys talk about Mary's mode of transport, then THREE doves talk about... atmospheric conditions or something. It's a nice little book with clean 1970sesque illustrations that we inherited from the Wurzberger's collection of Golden Books.
After we finished the book, Adelaide pointed at Joseph and asked, "How come Joseph doesn't talk?" The picture she was pointing at was a typical portrait of Joseph: bearded, thick brown hair, an expression somewhere between smiling and frowning, standing a little bit back and giving baby Jesus a speculative eye.
"I'm not sure," I replied, "but you're right, in most of these stories Joseph doesn't say much. Maybe he's a little scared or suprised."
"Maybe he's just shy," Adelaide offered. Adelaide is often just a little shy with new people. I agreed that Joseph might have been a shy person. "He's shy like Bigfoot!" Adelaide elaborated.
"Okay," I said hesitantly, "so Bigfoot is sort of like Joseph."
"No," Adelaide corrected, pointing at the picture, "Jospeh is like Bigfoot."
Comments
I totally understand the difference.
Posted by: molly | September 11, 2009 1:28 PM
Um, actually ...
The night before last I was putting Adelaide to bed and we read the very same Animal's Christmas Eve Golden Book. After the story concluded, Adelaide asked to speak to Mary, the Mother o' Jesus. A most ethereal Mary (voiced by Yours Truly) had a stereotypical soft, lilting exchange with Adelaide about picnics and preschool. Adelaide then asked to speak with Joseph ... Well, I'm a one-imaginary-character-a-night kind of gal, and after a long day of parenting, I was ready to turn in myself (or at least read quietly alone), and so I lied to my kid. I said that Joseph was kind of quiet and kind of shy, like Bigfoot, and preferred to listen and not to speak. My ploy worked and before too long Adelaide was sound asleep.
How was I to know that our daughter really listens to what we say?!?!
Posted by: Aimee | September 11, 2009 7:35 PM
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! That's hilarious! I love it!
Posted by: Kelli | September 15, 2009 9:03 AM