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Ming the Merciless says:
Homer: A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.
Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.
Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
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On this day at foldedspace.org
2007 — Bear-ly Breathing In which I am scared of bears.
2006 — Brokeback Mountain In which we see Brokeback Mountain, which is good, but not as good as the story upon which it is based.
2004 — When the bullet hits the bone! In which I find your lack of faith disturbing.