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23 January 2005 — Tangerine Dreams and Marshmallow Skies

Sometimes, there's a man...

One year in the waiting, five days in the making! (Click on stuff!)

Rearing in quaffed monk, you stun me by employing eight windows when the priest is but iodine.


Ming the Merciless says:

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

The richest man in the world:

(No joke)

Dustmites the world over love you for your feet.

Homer: A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.

Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! (pause) Except the weasel.

Homer: He has all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: (pause) A dinosaur.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

!!!!!!!! 100% NUDE ALL TEEN STICK FIGURES !!!!!!!

You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.

Eleven Worst Songs of 2004

Free throw contest


Remember Jesus?

[Jesus Quintana tongues his bowling ball]


Comments
On 24 January 2005 (12:37 PM), dowingba said:

Oh man, I too remember when Simpsons was good. By the way, I turned my speakers down almost instantly upon loading this page. How dare you. I trusted you, man.


On 24 January 2005 (01:52 PM), Mom (Sue) said:

I laughed when I heard your sound upon opening this site because I recognized the line and the movie instantly, having just rented it from Netflix and sent it back after watching just 1/2 hour of it. I especially don't like John Goodwin as a psycho -- I prefer him as a big teddy bear.


On 24 January 2005 (01:57 PM), J.D. said:

Well, I've had three different people tell me that the sound I've embedded in this page causes problems, and each person told me it causes a different problem.

I guess this is why I don't usually embed sounds in my pages. Watch out next January 23rd, though, because there may be another... :)


On 24 January 2005 (02:32 PM), Drew said:

That was Khan, not Ming - methinks.


On 24 January 2005 (04:24 PM), Aimee said:

Maude Lebowski, baby ... Who else? (For the record, this is one of the best internet quizzes I've seen in a long time ...) Did you really come out as The Jesus, Jd?


On 24 January 2005 (04:25 PM), Denise said:

The embedded sound works for me, man.


On 24 January 2005 (04:31 PM), Joel said:

On 24 January 2005 (04:33 PM), Joel said:

Oh, crap. I didn't do that link thing right. Which is just the sort of thing the Dude would do, right? Or is that more of a Donny thing?

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:



I am Jeff Lebowski, but nobody calls me that. They call me the dude, or his dudeness, or el duderino if they're not really into the whole brevity thing.
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut of your Johnson!


On 24 January 2005 (06:46 PM), J.D. said:

No, Aim, I did not come out as Jesus. I, too, am Maude Lebowski. "I can't suppress my instinct to be a mother."


On this day at foldedspace.org

2007Bear-ly Breathing   In which I am scared of bears.

2006Brokeback Mountain   In which we see Brokeback Mountain, which is good, but not as good as the story upon which it is based.

2004When the bullet hits the bone!   In which I find your lack of faith disturbing.