"Lieberman lost," Kris told me today.
"Lost what?" I asked.
She fixed me with her gaze, shook her head, then ambled upstairs. "Lost what?" I called after her.
"I'm going to watch the news," she muttered.
I went upstairs to watch the news with her. Apparently Joe Lieberman, Democratic Senator from Connecticut, lost a primary election. Connecticut has primaries in August? What are they smoking over there? "So what?" I said. "Who cares?"
"I'm not talking to you," she said. I watched the rest of the Lehrer News Hour with her, and my questions were answered. Then I went downstairs to take a bath.
Kris came downstairs as I was soaking (and reading an article in Men's Journal about the twelve greatest sports cars of all time). She pulled back the shower curtain and stared at me (and my fleshy lumps). "You know what the difference between you and Celeste is?" she asked. Celeste is her good friend and co-worker.
I thought for a moment. "I'm happy?" I said, hoping that was the right answer. I snuck a peak at the Corvette pictured in the article.
"No," she said. "The difference between you and Celeste is that when I said to her this morning, 'Lieberman lost,' her reply was, 'Omygod — are you kidding? How do you think this will affect the upcoming elections?' When I said to you, 'Lieberman lost,' your reply was, 'Lost what?' That's the difference between you and Celeste."
I half-listened, half-read a great run-down on a classic Jaguar. "Huh," I said. "I thought you were going to say the difference was that I was happy."
"You know what? A duck is happy. A duck! A duck walks around all day oblivious to what's going on in the world. That's what you are: a duck. You're a duck."
I tossed my magazine onto the floor and slid back into the warm water. "Quack quack," I said. Kris sighed and left the room.
We're leaving for San Francisco in the morning. We won't return for a couple weeks. I hope to be able to post while I'm gone, but no promises. Maybe we should have paid the housesitter to write weblog entries, too...