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01 May 2007 — When Cats Dream, They Dream of This (6)

Imagine you're a cat. What's the most exciting thing you can think of?



Today when I got home, Toto and Meatball, as they are wont to do, told me that they didn't have enough food. They begged and begged and meowed and meowed, but I ignored them. "Wait until your mom gets home. She's the one who feeds you. She always feeds you."

Instead, I came up to my office to practice podcasting. (Holy cats! I have a lisp! Why didn't anyone ever tell me I have a lisp? How do I get rid of my lisp?) While I was fiddling with things, recording various old foldedspace entries, I heard a ruckus in the other room. I ignored it. There are always ruckuses in other rooms. Meatball is always wrestling with somebody (or something).

I continued working.

But then the ruckus came again, and louder than before, as if it weren't cats wrestling, but dogs. We don't have any dogs. "What is going on?" I wondered, and I went to look.

There, in the spare room, I found three cats — Meatball, Toto, and Nemo — flailing about in a flurry of paws and tails, hurtling themselves madly at a bird, which was desperately trying to dodge their pointy ends. Somehow a pigeon had found its way upstairs, down the hall, and into the spare room. (Or, more likely, it been carried there in a cat's mouth.) The poor thing was flapping its wings, lurching around the room, trying to avoid the maelstrom of cats below.


It clung to the picture rail. Then it clung to a framed photo. It clung to whatever it could find. And the whole time, the cats were in pursuit. I joined them. I managed to grab the pigeon a couple times, but each time I did, it flew away. Finally I did what any sensible person would do: I went to get my camera.


The cats had calmed down by this time, which allowed me to formulate a plan. Fortunately the spare room has a door to the roof. I pulled everything aside, opened the door, and then coaxed the bird outside.


The cats were not pleased. "Dad, you refused to feed us, so we took matters into our own paws. We did very well, too. There was enough meat on that bird for all three of us. But now you've set it free. You'd damn well better feed us." But I didn't. I went back to work on my podcasting.

I'm a bad dad.


Comments
On 01 May 2007 (05:28 PM), Dave said:

Accursed flying rats. You should've let the cats have their way with it. They're just pooping and cooing machines. Damned nuisances, I say!


On 01 May 2007 (08:03 PM), Max's admirer said:

Fun for the kitties. We had a similar incident last fall when a mouse hitched a ride in a box of apples my parents brought me. Paul, my parents, and I were playing dominoes in the dining room later that evening and kept hearing Ruby and Hanna messing around in the kitchen. After it sounded like Ruby was banging on the cupboards, I went into the kitchen to see what was up, and found that the girls had corned this poor mouse. They had lots of fun torturing the poor creature. Paul had lots of fun trying to catch it without their assistance.


On 02 May 2007 (05:44 AM), Alan Bluehole said:

I pigeons. My cockatiels love baskets and high places too, even without cats.


On 02 May 2007 (03:24 PM), Amanda said:

Oh that Meatball is a handsome, handsome boy.


On 04 May 2007 (07:31 AM), Josh said:

Why didn't anyone ever tell me I have a lisp?

President Skroob: "Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"

Because it is impolite to point these things out.

But yes, you do have a lisp. ;)


On 15 January 2008 (03:11 PM), gillia said:

as scroll thru this, i am having hard time trying to see what this had to do with the 1920... if someone could tell me it would be helpful>>>